Rick Majerus is the new head coach at St. Louis. Sadly, we will no longer get to hear Majerus' name attached to every job that becomes available. But fear not! Steve Lavin's name will continue to be listed innapropriately everywhere.
In honor of Majerus leaving ESPN, I will now explain how to eat an Oreo:
"First, you need to make sure you have a firm grasp on the bottom of the cookie, twist ever so gently in order to ensure that you do not break the outer cookie part by creating cookie crumbs, then just to be on the safe side you might want to do it over a plate, then you should also make sure that your spacing is right so that your elbows do not come in contact with other oreo eaters around you, but supposing you are able to separate the cookie into two even halves, you have to understand time and position, if you are around more refined company you may want to consider against simply licking the white filling off and instead go straight to the ultimate goal of eating the cookie in one swift motion, but that all assumes your ultimate goal is not a dip in milk, in which case you may decide against the twist and go straight for the dunk."